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💥 No group. No DM. No Prep.
⚔️ Perfect gift for RPG fans and busy adventurers.
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🗓️ Productivity with a wicked twist.
📓 Track goals. Crush tasks. Level up your day.
Love RPGs? Crave daily adventure? Quick. Addictive. Dangerously fun.
Rip it. Roll it. Repeat it again tomorrow.
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Latest Updates from Our Project:
🐀 Name That Rat + Unlock New Hero Art With Your Dark Influence
10 months ago
– Sat, Jun 14, 2025 at 09:28:24 AM
Greetings, My Cunning Cohort of Chaos! It is I, Scribblegut the Third, loyal minion, reluctant rat-wrangler, and now part-time social media sorcerer.
I return with two mighty updates: One rodent. One mission. Both glorious.
🐭 NAME THE RATLING: YOUR VOTE IS NEEDED!
You all sent in some truly unhinged suggestions. We had to dig through plague puns, sewer royalty, and names that were legally too powerful to print.
After much arguing (and mild gnawing), we’ve narrowed it down to a few rat-worthy finalists all reworked to match the grim titles of our villainous cast.
Now it’s time to cast your vote and crown this pestilent prince.
👉 [Survey Link Here] 👈 (Click it, before he names himself. Then come back to finish this update.)
🎨 UNLOCK NEW HERO ART IF YOU SPREAD THE WORD
Now, this next bit is... unprecedented. For the first time, a stretch goal depends not on gold, but on your influence.
If enough of you share the post, we will unlock something truly beautiful (and mildly heroic):
New Character Art for All Heroes at Every Level (1–6)! That’s 5 new illustrations per hero, brought to life as they grow stronger (and become harder to kill)
This is a social goal. No dice rolls. No gold. Just likes, shares, reposts, retweets, smoke signals... whatever dark magic you wield.
(Spread it like plague spores in a poorly ventilated dungeon.)
Some Suggested Messages when you post: - Backed this amazing RPG calendar and now I want more loot. Help us unlock the good stuff! - Me pledge! Me want shinies! Come help us unlock more evil upgrades for Overlord! - Overlord say if more peoples back, we gets extra loot. Me approve. You join? - Me already part of the evil empire. You should be too. More backs = more shiny upgrades! - I’m in. And if you like dice, chaos, and daily adventure... you should be too. - Yes, I backed a calendar. No, it’s not normal. It’s way cooler than that.
🗺️ CAMPAIGN PROGRESS REPORT Stretch goals unlocked. Goals Added. More are brewing as 10 days remain. Scribblegut is still recovering from rat allergies
And that’s the update, my infectious little influencers. Now go forth! Vote! Share! Infect the algorithm with villainy! I, for one, gave the ratling a tiny cape. He ate it. I admired the commitment.
With a scratchy quill and suspicious squeaking behind me, Scribblegut the Third Minion of the Overlord, Poll Pusher, Art Enthusiast, Snack (apparently)
🧌 The TollKeeper’s Tale Continues…
Official Dispatch from the Dark Citadel This message was carved into the side of a cheese wheel and left on your doorstep.
🐀 Results Are In... and So Is a Rat! Help Us Name Him!
10 months ago
– Wed, Jun 11, 2025 at 03:09:51 PM
Hail, Horrible Hordes!
It is I, Scribblegut the Third, minion, messenger, and part-time rat negotiator. I bring you two critical updates: one about dice, and one about a plague-bearing rodent who refuses to leave the breakroom.
Let us begin.
🎲 DICE DEBATE: THE RESULTS ARE IN!
The scrolls have been tallied. The shouts were heard. The goblins have stopped arguing (mostly).
And the verdict is... Mini Dice shall remain!
But fear not, lovers of clack and chunk — we hear you too. We are actively sourcing larger dice samples to offer as an optional upgrade. If our summoning rituals succeed and the test dice don’t explode or melt any interns, we’ll let you choose between Mini or Regular during the pledge manager!
A win for everyone... except the intern. Always the intern.
🐀 A NEW CHARACTER CRAWLS INTO THE CALENDAR…
Earlier today, we heard a clatter near the dungeon storage closet. Upon investigation, we discovered a ratling rummaging through the loot pile, mumbling about spores and “the perfection of plague.” Naturally, we gave him a character sheet.
With a 6th villain, though nameless, we get a new mini that will automatically come with the set of Wooden Minis Add-On.
This toxic little gremlin is sneaky, squishy, and delightfully infectious. He’s not officially on the team yet, though, because we have a problem...
❓ WE NEED A NAME FOR THIS RODENT.
His working name is... “Rat McRatface.” Yes. That was my idea. Yes. The Overlord is furious. So let’s fix this.
Submit your best names for our festering friend in the comments. We’ll choose the top suggestions and hold a villainous vote soon!
Think: creepy, clever, maybe even slightly tragic, or just... hilariously evil.
📜 His almost complete bio is below. Do not sniff it directly.
🗺️ CAMPAIGN STATUS Stretch goals still loom. Dice still roll. And the breakroom still smells like plague rat.
And that’s the update, my plague-curious comrades. Now go forth! Suggest! Scheme! Name that rodent with pride (and mild concern). I, for one, tried to train him. He bit me. Twice. I respect that.
With disease-resistant ink and a thousand tiny squeaks, Scribblegut the Third Minion of the Overlord, Rat Diplomat, Dice Whisperer
🧌 The TollKeeper’s Tale Continues…
Hmmm. The brothers don't usually venture far from their bridge. But shiny things await. Where do we go first?
Official Dispatch from the Dark Citadel This message was delivered via rat tube and only slightly chewed.
🎲 Tiny Dice, Big Debate! Your Evil Input Is Needed
10 months ago
– Mon, Jun 09, 2025 at 02:05:34 PM
Greetings, Dice-Rolling Deviants!
It is I, Scribblegut the Third, scribe of sinister scrolls and self-appointed Lord of Logistics (I made myself a sticker).
Today, I come to you not with fire or fury, but with a question of great importance. One that has divided goblin dens and ruined at least two friendships in the Dark Citadel.
🎲 Mini Dice or Regular Dice?
In past campaigns, we’ve proudly included mini dice with every Quest Calendar (except for one). Why? Because:
They’re adorable.
They fit perfectly on a desk.
You can roll them during meetings without HR noticing.
But some of you bold and vocal villains have requested regular-sized dice instead. Something with more weight. More chunk. More clack.
This year’s design improves contrast and visibility, even for mini dice... but now, the choice may rest in your evil hands.
🗳️ Tell Us What You Think!
Would you rather keep the Mini Dice as a signature piece of this dark little desktop adventure? Or would you prefer Regular Dice — the kind that echo like thunder across your wooden table of conquest?
We continue our rise toward glorious domination! More stretch goals teeter on the edge of unlockdom. (Yes, I invented that word. No, I won’t apologize.)
And that’s the update, my delightfully opinionated underlings. Now go forth! Vote! Discuss! Argue civilly, or not at all!
I, for one, still use a d4 as a paperweight. We all make choices.
With rattling bones and questionable typography, Scribblegut the Third Minion of the Overlord, Cubic Consultant, Dice Debate Moderator
🧌 The TollKeeper’s Tale Continues…
Comment to let us know how evil you are. Did you kill or spare the traveler?
Official Dispatch from the Dark Citadel This message was etched into stone, cursed, and launched from a trebuchet of joy.
📕 Missed This Secret Game? The Quest Planner Is Your Dark Weapon
10 months ago
– Fri, Jun 06, 2025 at 02:42:58 PM
Greetings, Backers of Shadow and Schedule!
It is I, Scribblegut the Third (the surviving one), calendar curator, planner polisher, and recently promoted to “Minion of the Month” (for not dying this week).
While the Overlord sharpens his victory blade and practices menacing monologues, I bring you today’s dark delight.
Many of you pledged for the Quest Calendar, and rightly so. It’s glorious, sinister, and packed with daily doom.
But some of you may have missed its perfect counterpart... The Quest Planner.
This wicked tome is more than just a book of dates; it’s a gameified lifestyle enhancer.
We’ve even got stretch goals bubbling in the cauldron to make the Quest Planner more diabolical! Stickers! Bonus perks! Possibly a cursed bookmark that whispers your failures at midnight!?
We might unlock upgrades so sinister the Overlord hasn’t even approved them yet (but that’s never stopped us before).
📦How To Get It?
If you didn’t already back a tier that includes the Quest Planner, you can:
⤴️Upgrade to the Villain or Overlord Tier (If you don't have an Early Bird Pledge) ➕Or simply add it as an Add-On to any pledge for $25
(Even our ghost minions use the digital one. It saves ink and hauntings.)
🏆 Progress Update
Thanks to your unholy generosity, we continue to plunder milestones! 2060 backer souls secured! Our torchlit path to evil glows brighter with each stretch goal!
Your eternally anxious servant, Scribblegut the Third Minion of the Overlord, Keeper of Calendars, Wielder of Washi Tape
🧌A Tollkeeper's Tale continues...
.The tale continues today, with dark bridges, unpaid tolls, and possibly some light existential dread.
Official Dispatch from the Dark Citadel This message was carved into the inside of a cursed skull and mailed via shriek pigeon.
