🎲 Tiny Dice, Big Debate! Your Evil Input Is Needed
about 1 year ago
– Mon, Jun 09, 2025 at 02:05:34 PM
Greetings, Dice-Rolling Deviants!
It is I, Scribblegut the Third, scribe of sinister scrolls and self-appointed Lord of Logistics (I made myself a sticker).
Today, I come to you not with fire or fury, but with a question of great importance. One that has divided goblin dens and ruined at least two friendships in the Dark Citadel.
🎲 Mini Dice or Regular Dice?
In past campaigns, we’ve proudly included mini dice with every Quest Calendar (except for one). Why? Because:
- They’re adorable.
- They fit perfectly on a desk.
- You can roll them during meetings without HR noticing.
But some of you bold and vocal villains have requested regular-sized dice instead. Something with more weight. More chunk. More clack.
This year’s design improves contrast and visibility, even for mini dice... but now, the choice may rest in your evil hands.
🗳️ Tell Us What You Think!
Would you rather keep the Mini Dice as a signature piece of this dark little desktop adventure?
Or would you prefer Regular Dice — the kind that echo like thunder across your wooden table of conquest?
Use this link and cast your vote. Your opinion may shape what we summon for this campaign.
🔥 Campaign Progress
We continue our rise toward glorious domination!
More stretch goals teeter on the edge of unlockdom.
(Yes, I invented that word. No, I won’t apologize.)
And that’s the update, my delightfully opinionated underlings.
Now go forth! Vote! Discuss! Argue civilly, or not at all!
I, for one, still use a d4 as a paperweight. We all make choices.
With rattling bones and questionable typography,
Scribblegut the Third
Minion of the Overlord, Cubic Consultant, Dice Debate Moderator
🧌 The TollKeeper’s Tale Continues…
Comment to let us know how evil you are. Did you kill or spare the traveler?
Official Dispatch from the Dark Citadel
This message was etched into stone, cursed, and launched from a trebuchet of joy.
