📕 Missed This Secret Game? The Quest Planner Is Your Dark Weapon
about 1 year ago
– Fri, Jun 06, 2025 at 02:42:58 PM
Greetings, Backers of Shadow and Schedule!
It is I, Scribblegut the Third (the surviving one), calendar curator, planner polisher, and recently promoted to “Minion of the Month” (for not dying this week).
While the Overlord sharpens his victory blade and practices menacing monologues, I bring you today’s dark delight.
Many of you pledged for the Quest Calendar, and rightly so. It’s glorious, sinister, and packed with daily doom.
But some of you may have missed its perfect counterpart...
The Quest Planner.
This wicked tome is more than just a book of dates; it’s a gameified lifestyle enhancer.
Don't forget to try a sample.
We’ve even got stretch goals bubbling in the cauldron to make the Quest Planner more diabolical! Stickers! Bonus perks! Possibly a cursed bookmark that whispers your failures at midnight!?
We might unlock upgrades so sinister the Overlord hasn’t even approved them yet (but that’s never stopped us before).
📦How To Get It?
If you didn’t already back a tier that includes the Quest Planner, you can:
⤴️Upgrade to the Villain or Overlord Tier (If you don't have an Early Bird Pledge)
➕Or simply add it as an Add-On to any pledge for $25
(Even our ghost minions use the digital one. It saves ink and hauntings.)
🏆 Progress Update
Thanks to your unholy generosity, we continue to plunder milestones!
2060 backer souls secured!
Our torchlit path to evil glows brighter with each stretch goal!
Your eternally anxious servant,
Scribblegut the Third
Minion of the Overlord, Keeper of Calendars, Wielder of Washi Tape
🧌A Tollkeeper's Tale continues...
.The tale continues today, with dark bridges, unpaid tolls, and possibly some light existential dread.
Official Dispatch from the Dark Citadel
This message was carved into the inside of a cursed skull and mailed via shriek pigeon.